My Quotes
These are things I’ve been known to say when the context was appropriate or I was just out of my mind for a moment.
“I think he has to give an inspirational belly dance.”
“It’s never too cold for an orgy.”
“We’re all nerding, but we’re nerding together while you’re nerding alone.”
“Well for an orgy, my feet were pretty lonely.”
“It’s not nearly as sick and disgusting as it sounds. You don’t get turned on like you feel you should.”