Online Quotes

Here’s my collection of humorous quotes dredged from articles and messageboards. Attributions are by give name when available (usually a nickname/handle).

Funny, Wal-Mart seems to be a bit like porn: everyone condemns it but somehow it makes billions. ~Eryk Boston

Joe: What the hell kind of capitalist are you?
Jennifer: Depending on who you talk to, either the good kind who opposes serfdom and wage slavery, or the bad kind who opposes serfdom and wage slavery. ~Posted at reason.com

We live in a world where intellectual property rights for a vibrating controller costs $41 million. And people wonder why I drink. ~hiS_oWn

Gromm say fight hard, eat much, be strong, live long, destroy that which is evil so that which is good may flourish,
and let the blood flow forth from thine enemies until the pool of blood surrounds thy feet
leaving a record of your footsteps for all to see… ~Gromm Savot

There are 4 boxes to use in the defense of liberty: soap, ballot, jury, ammo. Use in that order. ~WindBorne’s signiture on Slashdot

If you bought a Mac you bought a house in the Hamptons safe from the dirty little world. You have a servant named OSX that does everything for you. If your a windows user you keep moving from spawling suburbia to sprawling suburbia every few years. Each time buying a house in a “living community” that has more gates and more security guards, but alas the rif raff continue to invade. If your a linux user you live on the street a drifter. But you pack survival gear and an arsenal of weapons to wreak havoc on all those that stand between you and justice!
-glamajamma

Let me remind you that the experts have yet to decide whether the experts get to decide things. ~Porter Doran

I’ve tried wife beating…Since I didn’t have a wife, I used someone else’s. ~Archangel Mychael

If you’re going to stalk some girl, at least make sure she’s really cute, because when you get caught you won’t look so desperate. ~Geek Thoughts by CoCo Tandy @ BBSpot.com